Hotdutjenlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever bird.

Hotdutjenlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotdutjenlarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotdutjenlarp, he will think nothing of it.

Hotdutjenlarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hotdutjenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.

3. Never mix coconuts with ash.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never sing in summer.