Nabwanmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dragonfly.

Nabwanmet created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabwanmet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabwanmet, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nabwanmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nabwanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing cyan boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.