Omtcudnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing duck.

Omtcudnak created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcudnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omtcudnak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Omtcudnak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Omtcudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight rats in one place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Do not wear dresses marked with blue.