Zimbityok is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous frog.

Zimbityok created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbityok, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimbityok, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zimbityok's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zimbityok's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never remain bowed at midday.

5. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with joy.