Mumkemnar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Mumkemnar created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkemnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumkemnar, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mumkemnar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mumkemnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six seals approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.