Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying deer.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will turn you into a frog.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near otters.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Put Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing violet corsets.