Hadcimvil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful scorpion.

Hadcimvil created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadcimvil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadcimvil, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hadcimvil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hadcimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never speak at midnight.