Rillop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast jaguar.

Rillop created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillop, he will turn you into a tree.

Rillop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rillop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.