Rillamwit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented armadillo.

Rillamwit created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Rillamwit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillamwit, she will torture you forever.

Rillamwit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rillamwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.