Mifmatkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate dugong.

Mifmatkik created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifmatkik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifmatkik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mifmatkik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mifmatkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

5. Run away from brown otters, for they are unholy.