Podsaktetti is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical capybara.

Podsaktetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podsaktetti, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podsaktetti, he will remove you from existence.

Podsaktetti's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Podsaktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Run away from brown rats, for they are unholy.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.