Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful narwhal.

Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip, he will turn you into a dog.

Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sidrillarnmum Batwipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Do not kill badgers.