Milbatbass is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil yak.

Milbatbass created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbatbass, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Milbatbass, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Milbatbass' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Milbatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Never sprint in the presence of moths.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.