Flisxenkik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak wren.

Flisxenkik created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisxenkik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisxenkik, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flisxenkik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flisxenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Never go into purple rooms.