Pasvadton is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced wolf.

Pasvadton created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasvadton, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasvadton, it will turn you into a dog.

Pasvadton's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pasvadton's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue boots on sacred days.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.