Bogparklist is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast gnu.

Bogparklist created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogparklist, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogparklist, she will turn you into a plant.

Bogparklist's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bogparklist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the north.

5. Never think about black holes.