Dubflanwat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust fox.

Dubflanwat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflanwat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubflanwat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dubflanwat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dubflanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to horses while wearing cyan tights.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.