Spaghapvengepfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak snake.

Spaghapvengepfon created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghapvengepfon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spaghapvengepfon, she will remove you from existence.

Spaghapvengepfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Spaghapvengepfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not resist balance.