Yaksterfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering octopus.

Yaksterfob created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaksterfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaksterfob, he will remove you from existence.

Yaksterfob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yaksterfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Always help doves.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.