Leggandabsat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable eagle.

Leggandabsat created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggandabsat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Leggandabsat, he will curse you with boils.

Leggandabsat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Leggandabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.