Flykinpig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate parrot.

Flykinpig created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flykinpig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flykinpig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flykinpig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flykinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never stain your back with green.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Flykinpig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from blue ducks, for they are unholy.