Bemripjen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive horse.

Bemripjen created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemripjen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bemripjen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bemripjen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bemripjen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.