Rillwonlik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless dolphin.

Rillwonlik created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwonlik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillwonlik, he will not invite you to parties.

Rillwonlik's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rillwonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with white.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed coconuts to squirrels while wearing mauve corsets.