Sagmipsan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm zebra.

Sagmipsan created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmipsan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagmipsan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sagmipsan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sagmipsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing red skirts and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mark doors with green.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.