Titdadtag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless rat.

Titdadtag created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Titdadtag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titdadtag, she will turn you into a duck.

Titdadtag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Titdadtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

5. Titdadtag must be the most important thing in your life.