Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful shrew.

Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Habkipvag Hotpaghas Bosstargyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.