Bassrighub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud wyrm.

Bassrighub created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassrighub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bassrighub, she will be very unhappy.

Bassrighub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bassrighub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.