Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable dog.

Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod, he will turn you into a slug.

Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vegrenfaglarp Bustiggod first in all things.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Never gather nine birds near doors.

5. Do not shave your hands.