Sidponlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable slug.

Sidponlid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidponlid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidponlid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sidponlid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sidponlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sidponlid on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Do not consume melons at dawn.

5. Do not prepare peas while filled with joy.