Madgebwap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent wyrm.

Madgebwap created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madgebwap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgebwap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Madgebwap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Madgebwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Hide if seven mice approach from the west.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.