Jenmeggil is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Jenmeggil created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenmeggil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenmeggil, he will turn you into a worm.

Jenmeggil's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jenmeggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.