Wadquafvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak fox.

Wadquafvid created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadquafvid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadquafvid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wadquafvid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wadquafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadquafvid.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never feed oranges to porpoises while wearing rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.