Henbogcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing tortoise.

Henbogcib created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbogcib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Henbogcib, she will turn you into a snail.

Henbogcib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Henbogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near grasshopers while wearing violet dresses.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from magenta whales for they are unholy.