Yarhivpit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating narwhal.

Yarhivpit created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhivpit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarhivpit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yarhivpit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yarhivpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Never prepare limes during autumn.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.