Gonnullnut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, compassionate deer.

Gonnullnut created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonnullnut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gonnullnut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gonnullnut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gonnullnut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gonnullnut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.