Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional coyote.

Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fenfarnarf Mipbemfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing corsets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.