Tonkflanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic otter.

Tonkflanfon created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkflanfon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonkflanfon, it will not care.

Tonkflanfon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tonkflanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.