Fumspagbin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awesome bird.

Fumspagbin created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Fumspagbin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fumspagbin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fumspagbin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fumspagbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fumspagbin.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with mauve.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.