Cubhasgep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring hummingbird.

Cubhasgep created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhasgep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubhasgep, it will destroy your home planet.

Cubhasgep's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cubhasgep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubhasgep first in all things.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never prepare figs during autumn.

5. Never feed lemons to voles while wearing ear rings.