Butcumpas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing crane.

Butcumpas created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcumpas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butcumpas, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Butcumpas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Butcumpas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Do not wear shoes marked with violet.

5. Learn six new languages a year.