Cepsitort is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Cepsitort created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepsitort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cepsitort, it will make you grow a tail.

Cepsitort's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cepsitort's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

4. Never handle titanium while unclean.

5. Never adorn your face with cyan markings.