Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring wyvern.

Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tonfunlag Quafnilcadsaf Bonstraggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing pink dresses and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Never wear brown rings on sacred days.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not resist balance.