Natgigyart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish weasel.

Natgigyart created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Natgigyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natgigyart, he will boil you in a big pot.

Natgigyart's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Natgigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Natgigyart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Do not sprint at mountains.