Yarlbopfub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane jaguar.

Yarlbopfub created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbopfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarlbopfub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarlbopfub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yarlbopfub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.