Ragbadpid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome jellyfish.

Ragbadpid created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragbadpid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragbadpid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ragbadpid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ragbadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragbadpid.

5. Heed all signs.