Bitlarppit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent wyrm.

Bitlarppit created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bitlarppit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitlarppit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bitlarppit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bitlarppit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitlarppit.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.