Nabnanster is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable centaur.

Nabnanster created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnanster, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabnanster, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nabnanster's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nabnanster's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never cross forests at midnight.