Stafafbin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing bird.

Stafafbin created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafafbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafafbin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stafafbin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stafafbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stafafbin's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not travel during autumn.