Panspagdut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful parrot.

Panspagdut created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Panspagdut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panspagdut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Panspagdut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Panspagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.