Dinabfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish camel.

Dinabfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinabfad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinabfad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dinabfad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dinabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.